Riding Shotgun

It’s always better to have someone riding with me in The-King’s- Jubliee-mobile on the way to and from Philadelphia. If you want to come along, please give me a call to reserve your spot. Usually I am flexible up to the last minute.

There are certain expectations of the person riding shotgun, however. Recently I was accused of unreasonably not explaining these expectations in advance. So I decided to put them in the newsletter to give constructive notice to all who should hereafter take upon themselves this responsibility. They are as follow:

  1. Approximately midway to Phila., he/she shall open the glovebox and offer all occupants of the car their choice of Altoids from the selection found in the glovebox.
  2. When offering the Altoids, he/she shall say: “I don’t mean anything by that.”